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Friends, the CelebHeights entry on Jake Gyllenhaal runs to 11 printed pages. It spans 21 months. It is the Infinite Jest of Jake Gyllenhaal–height-related discourse: a maelstrom of heated debate, contested recollections, and esoteric theories of mind-numbing potency.

I laughed throughout the entire article, but I also had the thought “obviously you can just IMDb it,” so. YES, THERE IS A FORUM FOR EVERYTHING!