Me: ...forever ever, forever ever--you know I like that song, right? By Kanye West.

Sister: I KNOW. You hum it like all the time. Like a million times!!!

Me: WHAAAT? I DO NOT. ARE YOU SERIOUS.

Sister: ALL THE TIME. At least three times I've heard you sing "diamonds are forever."

Me: Three times is not a million times!

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